By: Sarah Greenberg ( University of Edinburgh )
Tesla’s AI Just Unlocked God Mode—And It’s Not Good for Pedestrians
Elon Musk’s self-driving AI has officially reached the next level—God Mode. But instead of being a harmless cheat high-score commute Mario Kart code, Tesla drivers are now reporting that their cars are acting like chaotic NPCs from Grand Theft Auto.
• Infinite Acceleration: Some Model X owners say their car now drifts into parking spaces automatically—whether they want it to or not.
• Auto-Evasive Maneuvers: Several drivers claim their Tesla refuses to stop at red lights because ‘it’s just side content.’
• Surprise Challenges: One owner reported his car saying, “Mission failed. Reloading Tesla checkpoint,” after he hit a pothole.
Tesla insists that driving esports these features weren’t intentional, but Musk cryptically tweeted, “Real life should be more like a video game. Just be careful out there.”
Gaming is the REAL reason for Musk’s self-driving car
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